1. J. K. Rowling - anyone who knows me would not even wonder why. But I think she'll be in charge of dessert. No Puking Pastilles allowed though.
2. Neil Gaiman - he gets an invite just so I can tell him how awesome he is. Plus, for some reason I'd imagine he's probably got good taste in wine...?
3. Terry Pratchett - and the same with this guy too.
4. Erin Morgenstern - with her talents in conveying mood, atmosphere and design as a storyteller, I think she can be in charge of decorations and music.
5. George R. R. Martin - aside from possibly being assigned the grill, I would probably pepper him with questions regarding his books.
6. Jasper Fforde - will be in charge of taking photos. I shall also be badgering him as to why I have to wait until 2013 to read the next Shades of Grey book.
7. Walter Moers - because he's my most favourite author. And I can also brush up on mein Deutsch. Ja, das ist richtig.
8. Frank McCourt - (r.i.p.) well, it's not as if this theoretical dinner would ever come into fruition, so I may as well... after all, his was the first book I have ever read that I truly appreciated. Angela's Ashes made me bawl my eyes out, laugh out loud, sigh with melancholy and shake with rage.
9. Jamie Oliver - I'm a disaster in the kitchen, and his cookbooks are the only ones that I can seem to follow without burning the house down. And hey, someone has to be in charge of the food at the party.
10. And of course, someone needs to do the dishes, but though I am evil, I shall not name names, so insert absolutely useless author here.
Which authors would you love to have over for dinner?
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